Day: April 1, 2016

In a major coup for the peninsula, a government spokesperson has today announced the Stony Point train line will be overhauled. The bold plan is believed to be an expansion of the ‘sky rail’ project beyond Frankston; level crossings along the Stony Point line will be removed through the use of an elevated track and the so-called ‘missing link’ constructed. Project spokesman Herman Melville claims it’s the first piece of major rail infrastructure on the peninsula in over thirty years. “It will provide a major boost to the economy,” he said. “People will love it.” But when asked whether this is part…