Day: February 12, 2017

The following is a reconstruction of the ACTUAL phone call between President Trump and Prime Minister Turnbull done by MPNG’s Stuart McCullough. It does contain FAKE NEWS, such as the claim that “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” is a tremendous show… *** Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. ‘WHAT!’ ‘Good morning Mr. President.’ ‘Who is this?’ ‘It’s Malcolm Turnbull.’ ‘Trumble?’ ‘Turnbull.’ ‘Hey, Tumble, I want answers. Like where the hell is my pizza? I ordered that thing thirty minutes ago and if I don’t see a stuffed crust super supreme in front of me in the next sixty seconds, you…